May 2013
nicolaswindingrefn:
luckyspike:
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
#whispers hot pocket in jim gaffigan voice
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Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
zackisontumblr:
i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls
