nicolaswindingrefn: luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just “you know i don’t really feel like human tonight. im gonna have a hot pocket.” #whispers hot pocket in jim gaffigan voice
Anonymous asked: How do you take care of your hair?
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
zackisontumblr: i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls